One of my girlfriend’s called me last night bawling her head off about her boyfriend. Apparently he dumped her for a younger version (she’s all of 24 and quite a hottie I must say) and it’s hitting her ego pretty hard.
I’ve never been a great sympathiser for breakups I’m afraid. There are so many men in this world that I believe you don’t have to get hung up about just one of them, another stud will come along pretty soon to take his place. Sarah, my friend, doesn’t agree. She thinks her sex-life is over, kaput, she’s too old to satisfy any man now.
WTF huh? I wanted to reach down the phone and shake some sense into her, she has big bouncy breasts, a slim body and an infectious laugh. Her face is cute, her hair is blonde and any man would be lucky to have her on his arm. Will she listen to that though? Nope! WTF is with these chicks who should KNOW they’re hotter than the bowels of satan but seem to think they’re among the ugliest dogs on the planet?!
I’m a woman and I’ll never understand women. That sure says something about the fairer sex huh? 
FingerBang Jan
